Back by... strangely popular demand, it's an Asylum review! You wouldn't think that Godzilla and King Kong could return to the big screen without the gigantic kings of mockbusters capitalizing on that, would ya? In that spirit, this week's review is Ape vs Monster, a movie about an ape that becomes giant, and must do battle with a monster which i

Clarissa is my name. I was once a fan of this name until one day in grade school. Our teacher asked everyone in the room their names. But when she reached me, she couldn't understand my words. Instead of Isaias, Anita was greeted with "cereal". And thus my nickname from that point on was, you guessed it, Cereal. However, that embarrassing time was

The 2019 mockbuster Monster Island from The Asylum, released ironically at the same moment as Godzilla King of the Monsters is about an Island called Monster Island. There, a monster could be found, and the Monster Island will be named after him. Because it is a movie about an asylum it has a budget approximately equivalent to a large fami

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of maniacs to make this one feel unnerving. Oh, but it's horror movi